'Nahi sunu, it can go like this... ensure remediation of identified gaps and consequent updation of process and control documentation to ensure inclusion of new controls and proces...'
*interrupts the bullet train of presumed smartness with an air of grandiose indifference and inattention*
'You know, right now- in my head there are tiny people who live on a speck, from Whoville- and they are jumping everywhere inside my head.'
*utter shock of disbelief*
*gathers composure and speaks with words facepalimg themselves over and over again in incredulous ridicule*
'In my head, there was a train, jo ke ulatne wali thi but then you happened and said no no, abhi nahi... agay eik pole araha hai... ussey takra jao...!!'
*straight outrageous fits of laughter for the next 4 minutes, followed by broken bits of chuckles*
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